Friday, October 31, 2008

WELCOME TO MY SMALL WORLD, LA, LA.

6 DEGREES OF SEPERATION.
If a bloke had six wives, or vice versa, (you know wot I mean, politically correct), and they separated is this the 6 DEGREES OF SEPERATION? Or is that peace on earth?

How many people would say, “boy is he / she happy now”, no, they would say; “he / she is separated by the power of six”.

With these edifying humongous thoughts forefront in my mind, I have devised a plan, and I am going to let you into a secret, a secret that only you will know and not disclose, OK?

If you all send me $10, I will dispatch this said $10 to SIX PEOPLE. Seeing I get on average 2,300 “hits” a month on BIGBLOG ©, THAT GIVES ME 2,296 TIMES $10, ($22,960), to continue my quest to prove this theory of “6 DEGREES OF SEPERATION”.

You will notice that dividing ($22960) by the number (6), that the result is a whole bunch of six’s on the end, theory proven!!! I have called my system; “THE 6 DEGREES SEPERATION OF YOUR MONEY©”, or the “SIX SIDED PYRIMIDAL SEPERATION CHAIN MAIL SYSTEM THERORY©.

And you guys thought I was a dumb ‘BUSHY’ bastard, come on send them $10, regards john f.

PS; wouldn’t have a light for me fag, would yah?

Thursday, October 30, 2008

THAT ROTTEN 'TROJAN HORSE' AGAIN

YEP, THE BUGGER GALLOPED THROUGH MY 'PC' AND TRASHED MY DATA AGAIN.

Ah well, back in action.

We have had a rugged coupla' weeks here on the northern NSW coast. Hail stones as big as your head, well, golf ball size and bigger, caused vast damage to property and Rural crops. Fortuneately no serious injuries to the citizens. They, that is, the weather people, (remember them?, they forecast fine weather then take their umbrellas to work), have warned of another bad storm season, gives my mob, (the S.E.S) SOMETHING TO DO! Regards john f.