WATERSPOUT, SEA TORNADO.

Look out 'boaties' there's a waterspout about. Seen to-day about 8 nautical miles to sea. Right over the WINDARRA BANKS, of BRUNSWICK HEADS, would have been rough water at the base of the monster. More action at 

www.youtube.com/user/johnfarlsbrunz

See the exploits of BERWIN and JESSIE in the torquoise thunderkat, extreme surfing.

Case your wondering, I am 3rd from left, sunnies on.

Now you know what I do in my spare time, WAIT, thats Byron Bay Lighthouse, wanna see it painted orange, watch this space.

If not GOOGLE, "johnfarlsbrunz youtube channel", for more riviting stuff, regards john f.

johnfarlsbrunz YouTube channel

New video, Brunswick Heads Compilation, boats, rubber duckies, surfing, whales, other stuff.

www.youtube.com/user/johnfarlsbrunz

Brunswick Heads Marine Rescue has a new rescue boat/platform, what a great addition to a wonderfull volunteer group.

She can go further and stay longer, Oh, wish she were my soul mate, jokes.

Checkout www.youtube.com/user/johnfarlsbrunz

Look for 'brunswick heads marine rescue'

The whales on the east coast of Australia are on the last leg of their trip back to Anartica. I had a trip on the 'Bay Warrior' from Brunswick Heads, ("Blue Bay Divers"), and a most enjoyeable day it was.

One mother and (big) calf fin lobbed for well over an hour, they dived under the boat and seemed not to be intiminated by our presence.

For the video see www.youtube.com/user/johnfarlsbrunz

Look for "bigmotherswhalemothers"

GoPro Video Camera footage, see how Australian surf life savers have fun in the IRB's, Rubber Duckies that is.

Lots of boats crossing the infamous Brunswick River mouth, some make it some dont, wear them PFD's you boaties.

Come to Brunswick Heads for the whale watching season or go diving at Byron Bay, you will love it.

johnfarlsbrunz YOUTUBE channel.

www.youtube.com/user/johnfarlsbrunz 

Youtube johnfarlsbrunz channel.

Action from Brunswick Heads, see river mouth crossings, boats, rubber duckie action from the Gopro. Dolphin videos.

www.youtube/user/johnfarlsbrunz.com

More GoPro action.

www.youtube.com/user/johnfarlsbrunz

See more onboard action, look for, "GoproBestOff".......

Been watching www.youtube.com/user/johnfarlsbrunz

You should be if you like boats and extreme surfing action.

Have a look at "gopro rubber duckie action", (or something like that).

www.youtube.com/user/johnfarlsbrunz

Remember "RUBBER DUCKIES CAN SURF"?

Get ready for never seen before action from that rubber duckie.

See the "DUCKIE CAM" ACTION FROM WITHIN THAT BOAT. Will give all the credits, be watching.

For a riviting interlude of a 'blokey' person, have a look at,

http://www.johnfarlsbrunz.com/
http://www.johnfarls.com/
www.youtube.com/user/johnfarlsbrunz

Yep that's me, an ordinary person of the world, full of it, ideosyncratic, propinquity driven, like I said, full of it.

BUT, when you have seen my rambelings, I bet you have been there, done that, or something similer. Many people are like me, a grain of sand on a big beach. But we do our best to survive.

QUOTE: "take your persona lightly, your God is my God's brother". You can quote me on that.

GOOGLE, "dunney and the choko vine".

www.youtube.com/user/johnfarlsbrunz

"River mouth crossings, the best of".

A series of video sequences showing boats crossing the infamous BRUNSWICK HEADS RIVER MOUTH.

"Boaties" wear your life jackets, they are actually mandatory when crossing any river mouth. Like, they are called PFD's. They will save your life and importantly your friends life.

Never take on the crossing on a 'runout' tide, inform the BRUNSWICK MARINE TOWER of your intentions, give your ETR and where you heading for......... and People On Board before leaving. good fishing and a safe return.

Dont end up like this.  

OPIUM FOR SALE.

PSEUDO OPIUM THAT IS.

Many friends on FACEBOOK will be lost, many friends on YOUTUBE will be gained.

Yep, I sell OPIUM, I AM A DRUG PUSHER, and I do my devious deals on YOUTUBE, AND GUESS WHAT, they dont even suspect my every growing drug ring.

Currently I have given over 28,000 hits, BUT, to be a part of my organisation you must:

www.youtube.com/user/johnfarlsbrunz

DO YOU SEE HOW I SLIPPED IN THE "USER' INTO YOUTUBE'S WEB ADDRESS.

BOATS, WAVES, RIVERMOUTH, BRUNSWICK HEADS, BREALWALLS, ROCKY BOARDWALK, JOHNFARLSBRUNZ, AND MANY OTHERS. These are the secret passwords you will use to gain your OPIUM.

SEABIRD RESCUE.

Hello, I am "floppy wing", I was saved from disaster by a bloke named "wayno", he untangled me from a shitload of fishing line. GOOGLE, 'the rocky boardwalk'. That was 7 years ago

No big deal, just a little video indicating that some people do care about our wilife. LOOK FOR "SEABIRD RESCUE"

www.youtube.com/user/johnfarlsbrunz

WHO LIKES POETRY, well, "BUSHY POETRY". If you want some cultural stuff, like, 'cultural cringe", check out;

Be carefull to read the poems in a monotone, you know, with inflections here and there.

www.johnfarlsbrunz.com/BUSH_POETRY_John_D_Farley.php

My poems are infecteous, you will need medical treatment after reading.

JOHNFARLSBRUNZ YOUTUBE CHANNEL

Hello GOOGLE BLOGGERS. RIVITING STUFF.
Just uploaded to YOUTUBE; www.youtube.com/user/johnfarlsbrunz

Video footage of the "SCOTCH BONNET", A LITTLE YACHT THAT DRIFTED AROUND THE TASMAN SEA for 6 months. Disabled, the crew saved, she WAS washed up on BRUNSWICK HEADS BEACH. She has been salvaged and will be on way to a safe place with a nice crew.

IDIOTS OF THE WEEK AWARD

Why do people throw caution to the wind, why try out the devil. It's time to re-wind the "ODE TO THE FLOODED CAUSEWAY".

LOCATION: Eastern seaboard of Australia, any where really. Any where there is flooded stream crossing a 'causeway or ford'. GOOGLE SEARCH; (flooded causeway), you will see where I am coming from. In january 2008 we lost a friend in the BRUNSWICK VALLEY, NSW, OZ, we were shattered and dismayed. Amongst the harrowing thoughts that races through a persons head a poem surfaced, a crappy "BUSH POEM", look inside it, I still dwell on the 'inside'.

Many lives have been lost in our little area; TAKE YOUR HAND OFF IT.

AND THEN IT HAPPENED, SO SAD, SO NEEDLESS.

ODE TO THE FLOODED CAUSEWAY. ©John d Farley 2008

That buggers come up again.
That was quick, so they were right, but what would they know, this my domain.
Lets have a go, will I, nah, take the shoes off and wade a little, seems ok, what’s the staff gauge say? Only one meter? gees I must have a piddle.

I’m nervous, I’m anxious; calm is the antonym, which knows better.
Have a go yer mug, maybe one day the word is r.i.p. That’s it, let her rip, me names god, so send me a letter.
So bloody easy, didn’t I tell yeah? I’ll drive her fast make a wave think of the Ark.

Well, the light’s growing dim, so what, I’ll be home for tea and family stuff and hear old faithful bark.
And howl and whine and fret and act like a lonely animal without a friend, she knows darn well what’s up.
I’ll get there, didn’t I tell yer, I am invincible, I am a’winnin.

You beauty, nearly there, piss of log, don’t need you, or more got the bastards got me, I’m go’ in swimmim.
Strange emotions, many odd thoughts, peaceful stuff.
Me life, me mates, me wife and kids, the old bitch.
Must learn a better word for me dog, now here’s the pitch, ‘I’ve bugger him up’ and all’s getting black, heaps of bubbles.

Bubbles, I can use them, yes I can. Their fleeting things, I grab for them. I known now I’m in very deep troubles.
Upside down, I don’t have a clue, the air I breath is, its, well just like tea.
Is this the end? No coming back, no more you, no more me?

The feeling of release is somehow strange but relaxin’. What have I done, I don’t blame myself, it was somehow stupid but now it’s quite, and real perplexin’.
I didn’t have much time for prayer, but nows a pretty fair time.
Look after me wife and kin please god, oh, and that bitch of mine.

When yah find me, someday soon, wields that bloody cudgel.
All I want’s is my wife, me kids, me bitch, and the mates at Billinudgel.
Here we go there’s that last bubble, peace has got me, me wife, my kids, me old dog.
me wife me me dogs kid.
me wife me kids me dog,

I made a bad choice, better next time, forgive me and learn.
me wife me kids and me dog.
I would still be here but for that friggin’ great log.

John d farley © 2008, http://www.johnfarlsbrunz.com/, email; johnfarls@bigpond.com

GIVE OR TAKE A METRE/ METER

I MENTION METRE, (METER), not the distance I hesitate to say, or should that be stressed, maybe acoustic properties.
Tried writing poems, it seems that proffessional attitude is required.

GIVE OR TAKE A METRE, John D. Farley© 2009
Me hat’s off, me sleeves are rolled up, and I’m ready for the fray, this poem’s about correctness, you critic’s will take bay.
You see, I never wrote a poem, including the Aussie Bushy ones, ones that I cant match.
Until a tragic incident occurred, in my locale, in my backyard, described as bein’ on my patch.
This will be time well spent, so of I went, to write a rhyming Bushy poem.
Heart full of sorrow. Who’s words can I borrow, bugger it, the words will be my own.

All about a flooded creek, my first attempt was written.
Much more crappy rhyming verse then followed, Farley’s brain was smitten.
Then based with prior learning, living life if you will. I’ll base me poems on a life of yore, my memories I will fill.
Well you can’t believe how vernacular weaved, in and out this Bushy narrative.
I soon found out, with out a doubt, bends some words use some slang, from Aussie stuff the decretive.

And then down the track, from way outback, from left field the bitter truth rose up and bit me lame.
I read some stuff by a bloke named Ellis, Campbell is his last name.
Beloved Bush poems is his game, my work he puts to shame, shameful, followed by the then some.
It’s the reason why I’m trying hard to do good things, so why am I so bloody winsome.
What an Aussie champ, his writing tips I follow with enjambment, onomatopoeia and metaphors in quick succession.

Problem is, old Aussie mate, my minds to thick to comprehend the science of the mission.

I think I’ve got a handle on rhythm, on caesurae, similes and clichés, and maybe a stanza dream.
Constantly revise me poems, cant get monometer right and have to re-write the rotten theme.
Bugger me, almost got the imagery right, can you see wot I see Ellis, I have been on the track that yourv’ been down.
There’s a bloke called Bernard, der Silver throated is he known, knock about man, you Poets will look at this and moan.
Don’t let the hangman’s noose slip loose; you blokes keep knocking out the good stuff. Me, I’ll just plod along, singing my song, poems in my vernacular, sometimes honest. Always very rough.

My poems are full of self-procrastination, self-indulgence, me, I, and a little more of self.
But, then 60 years plus, arse out of me duds, so I can’t sit on the shelf.
Our poetry, my regret, is miles and miles apart, you hark from Coolah, so I must give thoughts impart.
My Pommie ancestors settled in the upper Hunter, we might be cousins, now there’s a merry start.
Well sorry Ellis Campbell, if in the cupboard the skeleton resides, and writes.
Maybe you will disown this poet, but I look for your clergy often, my pledge will be to put it right.

And, so with this tongue in cheek analogy, respect to you not with-holden’.
Best wishes from all Bushy Aussies, you bloody beauty, keep the words unfolden’.

John D. Farley© 2009, www.johnfarls.com, www.johnfarlsbrunz.com, email; johnfarls@bigpond.com.

PS: This will be re-written’, edited, and then some.

WEBLOGS CAN BE RICH

I have been working on my new website, albeit crappy. www.johnfarlsbrunz.com.

Some of you guys and girls may have an affinity, and that's it primary aim, me and you, and my boys, and the grand kids, my many friends.

Fisher persons; FISHEN' FOR LIVEN may interest you, the Bushy Poems may give a Cultural "cringe".

"BRUNSWICK HEADS, THE ROCKY BOARDWALK, SOUTH", tell me that anywhere is not a special place, love ya, john f.