Monday, December 17, 2012

Hello folks, sorry about that risque Youtube video, too much chardonnay.

Changed the title, ("Squeezing the lemon"), made it more user friendly and less need for the PG title. Weeallwee dont we.

New video, "KingTidesBrunswickHeads" is out there.

www.youtube.user/johnfarlsbrunz.com

Youall try to have a have a happy time over this Xmas, more so for people in ordinary circumstances, and say a prayer for them little kids, regards john f.

Friday, December 7, 2012

CantPissWatchThis

When you go for a piddle it bends in the middle, and then it dribbles.

It happens to the "grey army", like the elderly, it happens to me.

johnfarlsbrunz youtube, check out the video, "CantPissWatchThis", a common problem incontinence, but try and see the funny side.

www.youtube.com/user/johnfarlsbrunz

Tuesday, December 4, 2012

WHO REMEMBERS THE IMPERIAL SYSTEM

29.7 INCHES OF MERCURY, WOT'S THAT IN MILLIBARS.

Choice of prizes for the first correct answer.

6 weeks in Melbourne, or, my old 210 mb hard drive, one week ov' my cooking, or, one night with me at the Brunz Pub, love ya, John f.

Thursday, November 29, 2012

www.johnfarlsbrunz.com

Thats the one, riviting propinquity and drival from a bloke who grew up in the city and the bush.

Lots of real life "bushy" poems and half real analogy and experiences. Risque stuff and ear warming really, but thats how it happpened. Bet you have done something similer, regards, john f.

Saturday, November 24, 2012

Hello everyone, did you miss the annual whale migration at your place.

Have a look at the last whales travelling south at Byron Bay/Brunswick Heads. A mother and her baby gave more than hour of just slapping their great pectorels, just lolled around the boat seemingly asking to enjoy their presence.

johnfarlsbrunz youtube channel

www.youtube.com/user/johnfarlsbrunz

Monday, November 19, 2012

Flash floods

With all the storms and stuff around the world, might be time to dig up a poem.

You may have a culture shock, that OK, but lots of people seem to disrespect the power of flood water, read it, (the Poem), you will understand.

www.johnfarlsbrunz.com/ODE_TO_THE_FLOODED_CAUSEWAY.php

Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Byron Bay Lighthouse, most easterly point in Australia. It's about to/ has been painted orange, by who, the NSW State Emergency Service, that's who. The painter will not get any more work from us. You in Byron Bay, go and see the light show. 

Monday, November 12, 2012

Case your wondering, I am 3rd from left, sunnies on.

Now you know what I do in my spare time, WAIT, thats Byron Bay Lighthouse, wanna see it painted orange, watch this space.



If not GOOGLE, "johnfarlsbrunz youtube channel", for more riviting stuff, regards john f.

Saturday, November 10, 2012

johnfarlsbrunz YouTube channel

New video, Brunswick Heads Compilation, boats, rubber duckies, surfing, whales, other stuff.

www.youtube.com/user/johnfarlsbrunz

Tuesday, November 6, 2012

That idiot johnfarlsbrunz, why is his poem, "dunlop volleys farley" so popular, and for all that, the poem, "flat as sh(one)t carters hat". go on GOOGLE, or.

www.johnfarlsbrunz.com

Look for the poems page.

Saturday, November 3, 2012

Brunswick Heads Marine Rescue has a new rescue boat/platform, what a great addition to a wonderfull volunteer group.

She can go further and stay longer, Oh, wish she were my soul mate, jokes.

Checkout www.youtube.com/user/johnfarlsbrunz

Look for 'brunswick heads marine rescue'

Monday, October 29, 2012

The whales on the east coast of Australia are on the last leg of their trip back to Anartica. I had a trip on the 'Bay Warrior' from Brunswick Heads, ("Blue Bay Divers"), and a most enjoyeable day it was.

One mother and (big) calf fin lobbed for well over an hour, they dived under the boat and seemed not to be intiminated by our presence.

For the video see www.youtube.com/user/johnfarlsbrunz

Look for "bigmotherswhalemothers"

Thursday, October 18, 2012

GoPro Video Camera footage, see how Australian surf life savers have fun in the IRB's, Rubber Duckies that is.

Lots of boats crossing the infamous Brunswick River mouth, some make it some dont, wear them PFD's you boaties.

Come to Brunswick Heads for the whale watching season or go diving at Byron Bay, you will love it.

johnfarlsbrunz YOUTUBE channel.

www.youtube.com/user/johnfarlsbrunz 

Saturday, September 1, 2012

Youtube johnfarlsbrunz channel.

Action from Brunswick Heads, see river mouth crossings, boats, rubber duckie action from the Gopro. Dolphin videos.

www.youtube/user/johnfarlsbrunz.com

Thursday, July 12, 2012

Tuesday, July 3, 2012

Been watching www.youtube.com/user/johnfarlsbrunz

You should be if you like boats and extreme surfing action.

Have a look at "gopro rubber duckie action", (or something like that).

Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Hello viewers, remember 'rubber duckies can surf'?, now see the inboard action from the duckie.

www.youtube.com/user/johnfarlsbrunz

Look for "duckiecam one extreme action".

Enjoy, regards john f.

Friday, June 8, 2012

No, the image is not photoshopped, but it's a wonder.

A very odd cloud formation. Very high stratus clouds? After some aircraft activity. The wind stream is progressing eastwards taking the hot vapor trail with it, that's my observation, any ideas. 

Thursday, June 7, 2012

GOT THE TIME?

Check out a doco on COASTAL EROSION as seen by the layman, laygirl, lay person, whatever.

East coast NSW, like Australia, just had and east coast low of monumental proportions. I produced a little video, it shows some of the action from BRUNSWICK HEADS.

www.youtube.com/user/johnfarlsbrunz

Look for "coastal erosion brunswick heads"

Wednesday, May 16, 2012

www.youtube.com/user/johnfarlsbrunz

Remember "RUBBER DUCKIES CAN SURF"?

Get ready for never seen before action from that rubber duckie.

See the "DUCKIE CAM" ACTION FROM WITHIN THAT BOAT. Will give all the credits, be watching.
For a riviting interlude of a 'blokey' person, have a look at,

http://www.johnfarlsbrunz.com/
http://www.johnfarls.com/
www.youtube.com/user/johnfarlsbrunz

Yep that's me, an ordinary person of the world, full of it, ideosyncratic, propinquity driven, like I said, full of it.

BUT, when you have seen my rambelings, I bet you have been there, done that, or something similer. Many people are like me, a grain of sand on a big beach. But we do our best to survive.

QUOTE: "take your persona lightly, your God is my God's brother". You can quote me on that.

GOOGLE, "dunney and the choko vine".

Saturday, May 5, 2012

www.youtube.com/user/johnfarlsbrunz

"River mouth crossings, the best of".

A series of video sequences showing boats crossing the infamous BRUNSWICK HEADS RIVER MOUTH.

"Boaties" wear your life jackets, they are actually mandatory when crossing any river mouth. Like, they are called PFD's. They will save your life and importantly your friends life.

Never take on the crossing on a 'runout' tide, inform the BRUNSWICK MARINE TOWER of your intentions, give your ETR and where you heading for......... and People On Board before leaving. good fishing and a safe return.

Dont end up like this.  

Monday, April 23, 2012

WONDERFULL AUNTIE.

DAW AUNG SAN SUU KYI, I am sending you another flower, please stay safe.

YOU ARE THE FLOWER, THE JAWS OF OPPRESSION WILL FADE, love from john f.

Sunday, April 22, 2012

"RUBBER DUCKIES CAN SURF".

that is the title of a new video on

www.youtube.com/user/johnfarlsbrunz

The rubber duckie, aka, 'giddy boat, better known as the INFLATEABLE RESCUE BOAT, IRB for short. Invented by AVALON BEACH SURF CLUB in the late 60's.

Dedicated to surf rescue, WARREN MITCHELL and with great participation from JOHNNIE FULLER, the IRB was developed.

Numerous people have been saved by this rescue platform, and not only in the surf. Here are some video footage of skilled operators having a "big" day. 

Friday, April 20, 2012

OPIUM FOR SALE.

PSEUDO OPIUM THAT IS.

Many friends on FACEBOOK will be lost, many friends on YOUTUBE will be gained.

Yep, I sell OPIUM, I AM A DRUG PUSHER, and I do my devious deals on YOUTUBE, AND GUESS WHAT, they dont even suspect my every growing drug ring.

Currently I have given over 28,000 hits, BUT, to be a part of my organisation you must:

www.youtube.com/user/johnfarlsbrunz

DO YOU SEE HOW I SLIPPED IN THE "USER' INTO YOUTUBE'S WEB ADDRESS.

BOATS, WAVES, RIVERMOUTH, BRUNSWICK HEADS, BREALWALLS, ROCKY BOARDWALK, JOHNFARLSBRUNZ, AND MANY OTHERS. These are the secret passwords you will use to gain your OPIUM.

Monday, April 16, 2012

SEABIRD RESCUE.

Hello, I am "floppy wing", I was saved from disaster by a bloke named "wayno", he untangled me from a shitload of fishing line. GOOGLE, 'the rocky boardwalk'. That was 7 years ago



No big deal, just a little video indicating that some people do care about our wilife. LOOK FOR "SEABIRD RESCUE"

www.youtube.com/user/johnfarlsbrunz

Thursday, April 12, 2012

WHO LIKES POETRY, well, "BUSHY POETRY". If you want some cultural stuff, like, 'cultural cringe", check out;

Be carefull to read the poems in a monotone, you know, with inflections here and there.

www.johnfarlsbrunz.com/BUSH_POETRY_John_D_Farley.php

My poems are infecteous, you will need medical treatment after reading.

Monday, April 9, 2012

I hope your Easter holidays are progressing, BUT NOT TOO QUICKLY.

STAY SAFE AND DRIVE SAFELY, REMEMBER;

"THE CARELESS OVERTAKER WILL MEET THE CAREFULL UNDERTAKER"
Like to see some of our local Dolphins having a frolic in the waves?

BRUNSWICK HEADS, NSW, AUSTRALIA. A little seaside village with a lot to offer. Come and visit.

www.youtube.com/user/johnfarlsbrunz

You may see "MUMMY DOLPHIN", she has twins in tow, GOOGLE; 'mummy dolphin'.

Sunday, March 25, 2012

Been doing my voluntary duties today. Assessing some STATE EMERGENCY SERVICE people. Preparing them for for wot they put their hands up for, like; USAR Cat 1 RESCUE OPERATORS.

Cant believe how many young, (and not so young), ladies have come forward in recent years. Once, fe-males were considered to be the weaker sex. There are lots of very physikal, (check this), duties in the SES. Heavy lifting equipment and rescue tools, hours spent in land search conditions, tragic recoveries, hours away from family. Crappy work chopping up trees, crawing around on busted roofs, hours in floodboats, But; "WHAT A BUZZ".

But still they come forward to stand with the men, they have the ability, they must be given a go.

Although the SES was once known as DAD'S ARMY, it is now known as MUM AND DAD'S and SON AND DAUGHTERS ARMY.

Just like the SURF LIFE SAVING ASSOCIATION, the SES is a unique Australian bunch of people. No money, sometimes not that funny, "but it's where I met my honey", but wonderfull organisations to be a part of. Have a look around your neighbourhood, JOIN UP.

OH, THE PEOPLE WHO WERE ASSESSED WERE YOUNG LADIES.

Thursday, March 22, 2012

JOHNFARLSBRUNZ YOUTUBE CHANNEL

Hello GOOGLE BLOGGERS. RIVITING STUFF.
Just uploaded to YOUTUBE; www.youtube.com/user/johnfarlsbrunz

Video footage of the "SCOTCH BONNET", A LITTLE YACHT THAT DRIFTED AROUND THE TASMAN SEA for 6 months. Disabled, the crew saved, she WAS washed up on BRUNSWICK HEADS BEACH. She has been salvaged and will be on way to a safe place with a nice crew.