LINEMAN FOR THE COUNTY

R.I.P. dear Victorians. I balled my eyes out, I'm allowed, I'm 70.

When you swallow my mind set, you may get some humour from the following:

Brunz, N.S.W., OZ has lost some people too, several linesmen have gorne missing.

WELCOME TO MY SMALL WORLD, LA, LA.

6 DEGREES OF SEPERATION.
If a bloke had six wives, or vice versa, (you know wot I mean, politically correct), and they separated is this the 6 DEGREES OF SEPERATION? Or is that peace on earth?

How many people would say, “boy is he / she happy now”, no, they would say; “he / she is separated by the power of six”.

With these edifying humongous thoughts forefront in my mind, I have devised a plan, and I am going to let you into a secret, a secret that only you will know and not disclose, OK?

If you all send me $10, I will dispatch this said $10 to SIX PEOPLE. Seeing I get on average 2,300 “hits” a month on BIGBLOG ©, THAT GIVES ME 2,296 TIMES $10, ($22,960), to continue my quest to prove this theory of “6 DEGREES OF SEPERATION”.

You will notice that dividing ($22960) by the number (6), that the result is a whole bunch of six’s on the end, theory proven!!! I have called my system; “THE 6 DEGREES SEPERATION OF YOUR MONEY©”, or the “SIX SIDED PYRIMIDAL SEPERATION CHAIN MAIL SYSTEM THERORY©.

And you guys thought I was a dumb ‘BUSHY’ bastard, come on send them $10, regards john f.

PS; wouldn’t have a light for me fag, would yah?

THAT ROTTEN 'TROJAN HORSE' AGAIN

YEP, THE BUGGER GALLOPED THROUGH MY 'PC' AND TRASHED MY DATA AGAIN.

Ah well, back in action.

We have had a rugged coupla' weeks here on the northern NSW coast. Hail stones as big as your head, well, golf ball size and bigger, caused vast damage to property and Rural crops. Fortuneately no serious injuries to the citizens. They, that is, the weather people, (remember them?, they forecast fine weather then take their umbrellas to work), have warned of another bad storm season, gives my mob, (the S.E.S) SOMETHING TO DO! Regards john f.

ME COMPLAIN? WELL JUST ALITTLE.

HOW'S IT GO? "I complained when my new shoes were too tight, then I meet a man, ETC, ETC".

Just returned from the Central Coast NSW, OZ. Seen my little family, good things, best times.

Flu Injections, Bugger.

Caught up with my old mates and their partners from Avalon Surf Club, met the 'charming' Lady President, she is the first we have had, (another hurdle Girls).

Every body has had the dreaded flu, not me, but then!!!

Sick as a dog, whinge, whinge, then I met a man with no feet, stay well folks, john f.

A DAY IN THE LIFE OF AN OLD FART

A COUPLA’ DAYS, in the life of an old fart.
Not much happened really, took a video of a Whale just off “THE WALLS” at Brunswick Heads, ‘Mummy Dolphin and the Baby’ paid their daily visit, booked a ticket on the XPT to visit my little family at TUGGARAWONG, had a Chards or two.

Bought some lamb chops for tea, (mint sauce, mash potato’s, peas, another Chard), not bad for an old bloke on a pension.

Went to assist with me mates from the NSWFB, (burnt out Hitler’s revenge), attended a training night with my SES. Made a couple of ‘crappy movies’ and posted them to ‘Net, changed me sheets, made me bed. I really do make me bed on a regular basis.

Updated my web site, fixed the CPU blower fan, rolled a smoke, (silly old bastard), had a Cabernet Sauvignon Blanc.

OH, what else, “GOOGLE”---- (johnfarlsbrunz), that’s what I did last week.

If that takes your mind of crappy things, I’m a pleased, john f.

WHALES, YOU BEAUT

http://au.youtube.com/user/johnfarlsbrunz
Had the best day, "Hump Back Harry", (or Harriet) made a visit to Brunswick Heads. Crappy movie, but you had to be there. see yah john f.

MUMMY DOLPHIN AND THE BABY. HER VIDEO.

The video was a "payoff", Mummy only wanted a walk on part, her poem?; (GOOGLE). MUMMY DOLPHIN AND THE BABY. The area where she lives; (GOOGLE); THE ROCKY BOARDWALK, SOUTH. If all else fails; www.johnfarlsbrunz.com