Friday, April 20, 2012

OPIUM FOR SALE.

PSEUDO OPIUM THAT IS.

Many friends on FACEBOOK will be lost, many friends on YOUTUBE will be gained.

Yep, I sell OPIUM, I AM A DRUG PUSHER, and I do my devious deals on YOUTUBE, AND GUESS WHAT, they dont even suspect my every growing drug ring.

Currently I have given over 28,000 hits, BUT, to be a part of my organisation you must:

www.youtube.com/user/johnfarlsbrunz

DO YOU SEE HOW I SLIPPED IN THE "USER' INTO YOUTUBE'S WEB ADDRESS.

BOATS, WAVES, RIVERMOUTH, BRUNSWICK HEADS, BREALWALLS, ROCKY BOARDWALK, JOHNFARLSBRUNZ, AND MANY OTHERS. These are the secret passwords you will use to gain your OPIUM.

Monday, April 16, 2012

SEABIRD RESCUE.

Hello, I am "floppy wing", I was saved from disaster by a bloke named "wayno", he untangled me from a shitload of fishing line. GOOGLE, 'the rocky boardwalk'. That was 7 years ago



No big deal, just a little video indicating that some people do care about our wilife. LOOK FOR "SEABIRD RESCUE"

www.youtube.com/user/johnfarlsbrunz

Thursday, April 12, 2012

WHO LIKES POETRY, well, "BUSHY POETRY". If you want some cultural stuff, like, 'cultural cringe", check out;

Be carefull to read the poems in a monotone, you know, with inflections here and there.

www.johnfarlsbrunz.com/BUSH_POETRY_John_D_Farley.php

My poems are infecteous, you will need medical treatment after reading.

Monday, April 9, 2012

I hope your Easter holidays are progressing, BUT NOT TOO QUICKLY.

STAY SAFE AND DRIVE SAFELY, REMEMBER;

"THE CARELESS OVERTAKER WILL MEET THE CAREFULL UNDERTAKER"
Like to see some of our local Dolphins having a frolic in the waves?

BRUNSWICK HEADS, NSW, AUSTRALIA. A little seaside village with a lot to offer. Come and visit.

www.youtube.com/user/johnfarlsbrunz

You may see "MUMMY DOLPHIN", she has twins in tow, GOOGLE; 'mummy dolphin'.

Sunday, March 25, 2012

Been doing my voluntary duties today. Assessing some STATE EMERGENCY SERVICE people. Preparing them for for wot they put their hands up for, like; USAR Cat 1 RESCUE OPERATORS.

Cant believe how many young, (and not so young), ladies have come forward in recent years. Once, fe-males were considered to be the weaker sex. There are lots of very physikal, (check this), duties in the SES. Heavy lifting equipment and rescue tools, hours spent in land search conditions, tragic recoveries, hours away from family. Crappy work chopping up trees, crawing around on busted roofs, hours in floodboats, But; "WHAT A BUZZ".

But still they come forward to stand with the men, they have the ability, they must be given a go.

Although the SES was once known as DAD'S ARMY, it is now known as MUM AND DAD'S and SON AND DAUGHTERS ARMY.

Just like the SURF LIFE SAVING ASSOCIATION, the SES is a unique Australian bunch of people. No money, sometimes not that funny, "but it's where I met my honey", but wonderfull organisations to be a part of. Have a look around your neighbourhood, JOIN UP.

OH, THE PEOPLE WHO WERE ASSESSED WERE YOUNG LADIES.

Thursday, March 22, 2012

JOHNFARLSBRUNZ YOUTUBE CHANNEL

Hello GOOGLE BLOGGERS. RIVITING STUFF.
Just uploaded to YOUTUBE; www.youtube.com/user/johnfarlsbrunz

Video footage of the "SCOTCH BONNET", A LITTLE YACHT THAT DRIFTED AROUND THE TASMAN SEA for 6 months. Disabled, the crew saved, she WAS washed up on BRUNSWICK HEADS BEACH. She has been salvaged and will be on way to a safe place with a nice crew.

My Sunsets Movie